SASUKE IS PREGNANT.

Sasuke: This isn't funny, it's sick. You people are SICK.


Ok.... talk about this a lot.... we both brought it to each other's attention when Sasuke specifically said "The waves of pain are coming sooner and sooner!"

Tell me that doesn't sound like he's going into labour? XD

Quotes include:
"AHHH!" -Sasuke
"The waves of pain are coming sooner and sooner!" -Sasuke
"Sasuke's been acting strange ever since his tangle with Orochimaru . . ." -Sakura
"Don't tell Naruto, Sakura." -Sasuke
"They don't need to know." -Sasuke
"You have to tell someone about this!" -Sakura

They might not be exact...but...you get the point, and I bet there's a lot more quotes out there. XDD



This all leads me to the conclusion: Sasuke is pregnant with Orochimaru's baby.

Sasuke (c) Naruto. blablahblahaa